You’d think there would be an article like that in a Cosmopolitan magazine right? But nope, it’s here in the Patriot! It’s so easy to pick out this three letter word anywhere; its like our eyes immediately jump to it. So what makes it so special, why do we lust for sex? If you are looking for sex then you’ve hit the jackpot! Here are the top ten places you can find sex:

10) Language

Honestly, half of our swear words have to do with genitalia or the act of having sex. We can turn everything we say into sexual innuendo with the right intonation and gestures (if you know what I mean) and we have a billion different ways to say “I had sex with so and so” in less than 4 words.

9) Art/Architecture

Why is everything so phallic in shape? And why do sculptures have to be naked? And how come naked women are sexy but naked men are funny? Also I don’t want to forget strip clubs, prostitution houses, and Chinese masseuse parlors.

Print (Books, Magazines)

Romance novels, adult books, men’s magazines (when you say men’s magazine it’s automatically assumed you mean Playboy/Maxim/FHM, not Auto Trader), and Cosmopolitan are among some of the leading contenders in this category that won’t be going away anytime soon.

7) TV

Desperate Housewives comes to mind, Nip/tuck as well, and Talk Sex with Sue Johanson is a cult classic.

6) The Bedroom

This is where you first encountered your parents going at it, and oh how it scarred you.

5) Music

It seems many popular songs today are about super manning things, or even trying to hit that, if you ever listen to the lyrics.

4) Advertising

Sex sells, so naturally if you look hard enough you can see subliminal sex references in most advertisements (or not so subliminal).

3) Spam e-mails

Honestly, they either have to do with increasing your penis size or giving you slick deals on Viagra/Cialis. But I have to wonder if women get these too?

2) Movies

Do I really have to explain this one? There are so many types, softcore, hardcore, fetish, etc.

1) Internet

Let’s face it, the Internet is for porn and it’s slowly putting the Hollywood porn industry out of business; too much free content to compete with.

There you have it. Sex, sex, everywhere, and not a soul in sight.